{"product_id":"this-is-how-a-dog-says-f-ck-you-black-or-white-unisex-hoodie","title":"This Is How A Dog Says F*ck You!- Black or White Unisex Hoodie","description":"Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\nHeather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz\/yd² (271.25 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling\u003cbr\u003e\n• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord\u003cbr\u003e\n• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex\u003cbr\u003e\n• Front pouch pocket\u003cbr\u003e\n• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!","brand":"Constant Chaos","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":42498969796651,"sku":"3303009_5530","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":42498969829419,"sku":"3303009_5531","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":42498969862187,"sku":"3303009_5532","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42498969894955,"sku":"3303009_5533","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42498969927723,"sku":"3303009_5534","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42498969960491,"sku":"3303009_5535","price":41.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42498969993259,"sku":"3303009_5536","price":43.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":42498970026027,"sku":"3303009_5537","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":42498970058795,"sku":"3303009_5522","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":42498970091563,"sku":"3303009_5523","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":42498970124331,"sku":"3303009_5524","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42498970157099,"sku":"3303009_5525","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42498970189867,"sku":"3303009_5526","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42498970222635,"sku":"3303009_5527","price":41.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42498970255403,"sku":"3303009_5528","price":43.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":42498970288171,"sku":"3303009_5529","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0018\/2265\/4499\/files\/unisex-heavy-blend-hoodie-black-front-691b46180fd18.jpg?v=1763395111","url":"https:\/\/theconstantchaos.com\/products\/this-is-how-a-dog-says-f-ck-you-black-or-white-unisex-hoodie","provider":"Constant Chaos","version":"1.0","type":"link"}