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  • You're like the gas for my car! You get me going!
    $6.00
    $6.00
  • You're like the gum on my shoe! I just can't seem to shake you loose! (Male version)
    $6.00
    $6.00
  • You're like the gum on my shoe! I just can't seem to shake you loose! (female version)
    $6.00
    $6.00
  • You're like the ketchup for my fries! Without you, it's not the same!
    $6.00
    $6.00
  • You're like the light in my harbor! You keep me from crashing into the dock!
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  • You're like the pimple on my ass! I can't see you but I know you're there!
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  • You're like the small crack in my windshield! Annoying, but not annoying enough to replace!
    $6.00
    $6.00
  • You're like the socket for my lightbulb! I wouldn't be able to shine without you!
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