Collection: For Pete's Sake Greeting Cards!

For Pete’s Sake

Life is too short to not be straight to the point and sometimes brutally honest. Very often we want to scream from the mountain tops and say what we feel, but sometimes we are too afraid to. So, if you need a little help vocalizing your words, try using one of these cards instead. For Pete’s Sake cards are down right humorous, sweet and some are even a touch inappropriate. Life is too short to keep your feelings bottled up, so pop that cork, unscrew that cap and let it out!

51 products
  • You're like the gas for my car! You get me going!
    You're like the gas for my car! You get me going!
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  • You're like the gum on my shoe! I just can't seem to shake you loose! (Male version)
    You're like the gum on my shoe!  I just can't seem to shake you loose!  (Male version)
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  • You're like the gum on my shoe! I just can't seem to shake you loose! (female version)
    You're like the gum on my shoe!  I just can't seem to shake you loose! (female version)
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    $6.00
  • You're like the ketchup for my fries! Without you, it's not the same!
    You're like the ketchup for my fries!  Without you, it's not the same!
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  • You're like the light in my harbor! You keep me from crashing into the dock!
    You're like the light in my harbor! You keep me from crashing into the dock!
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  • You're like the pimple on my ass! I can't see you but I know you're there!
    You're like the pimple on my ass! I can't see you but I know you're there!
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  • You're like the small crack in my windshield! Annoying, but not annoying enough to replace!
    You're like the small crack in my windshield!  Annoying, but not annoying enough to replace!
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  • You're like the socket for my lightbulb! I wouldn't be able to shine without you!
    You're like the socket for my lightbulb! I wouldn't be able to shine without you!
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