Collection: For Pete's Sake Greeting Cards!

For Pete’s Sake

Life is too short to not be straight to the point and sometimes brutally honest. Very often we want to scream from the mountain tops and say what we feel, but sometimes we are too afraid to. So, if you need a little help vocalizing your words, try using one of these cards instead. For Pete’s Sake cards are down right humorous, sweet and some are even a touch inappropriate. Life is too short to keep your feelings bottled up, so pop that cork, unscrew that cap and let it out!

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  • Congratulations on your wedding. They say marriage is forever... so is a life sentence!
    Congratulations on your wedding.  They say marriage is forever... so is a life sentence!
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  • Happy Anniversary! Another year together! And you're still a pain in my ass!
    Happy Anniversary!  Another year together! And you're still a pain in my ass!
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  • Happy Birthday! Just think, you are one year closer to death!
    Happy Birthday!  Just think, you are one year closer to death!
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  • Happy Birthday! Another year has gone by, and you're still a pain in my ass!
    Happy Birthday! Another year has gone by, and you're still a pain in my ass!
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  • Happy Birthday! Damn, you are so far over the hill, you are almost 6 feet under!
    Happy Birthday! Damn, you are so far over the hill, you are almost 6 feet under!
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  • Happy Birthday! They say you can tell how old a tree is by counting its rings. You may not have rings, but you sure have plenty of wrinkles!
    Happy Birthday! They say you can tell how old a tree is by counting its rings. You may not have rings, but you sure have plenty of wrinkles!
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  • Happy Birthday? I thought you were dead?
    Happy Birthday?  I thought you were dead?
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  • I heard it is your birthday... Who gives a shit?
    I heard it is your birthday... Who gives a shit?
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