Collection: For Pete's Sake Greeting Cards!

For Pete’s Sake

Life is too short to not be straight to the point and sometimes brutally honest. Very often we want to scream from the mountain tops and say what we feel, but sometimes we are too afraid to. So, if you need a little help vocalizing your words, try using one of these cards instead. For Pete’s Sake cards are down right humorous, sweet and some are even a touch inappropriate. Life is too short to keep your feelings bottled up, so pop that cork, unscrew that cap and let it out!

52 products
  • I know that sometimes you can't stand me! So why don't you take a seat? (male version)
    I know that sometimes you can't stand me!  So why don't you take a seat? (male version)
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  • I know that sometimes you can't stand me! So, why don't you take a seat? (female version)
    I know that sometimes you can't stand me!  So, why don't you take a seat? (female version)
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  • I really enjoy being around you! It must be the meds!
    I really enjoy being around you!  It must be the meds!
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  • Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle All The Way. I can't stand this fucking song, that's all I have to say!
    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle All The Way.  I can't stand this fucking song, that's all I have to say!
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  • Life with you is like a day on the beach! You're the irritating sand in my crack! (female version)
    Life with you is like a day on the beach! You're the irritating sand in my crack! (female version)
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  • Life with you is like a day on the beach! You're the irritating sand in my crack! (male version)
    Life with you is like a day on the beach! You're the irritating sand in my crack! (male version)
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  • Merry Christmas! What did you get me?
    Merry Christmas!  What did you get me?
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  • Sometimes you drive me completely nuts! So, today I am going to take the bus!
    Sometimes you drive me completely nuts! So, today I am going to take the bus!
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